If you can't think of any new wisdom to say,
then just leap into a new year and say nothing.
Or open with a joke.

Why did the comedian cross the road?
To get to the punchline.

Why did the psychologist cross the road?
Why do you think he crossed the road?

Why did the philosopher cross the road?
Why not?

Why did the surrealist cross the road?
fish.
M. Alibrando

"Sometimes you just want to go out and play."
M. Alibrando

Originally written - January 1, 1996